1 00:00:01,090 --> 00:00:02,910 Previously on Vanderpump Rules. 2 00:00:03,150 --> 00:00:05,030 Ken, come see my box. 3 00:00:05,350 --> 00:00:08,930 We've decided to open a third restaurant because I'm always looking for the next 4 00:00:08,930 --> 00:00:10,230 challenge. Put them on there. 5 00:00:10,490 --> 00:00:14,630 Pump has been an incredibly difficult project. It's going to be big. From your 6 00:00:14,630 --> 00:00:15,910 mouth to God's ears. I'm jealous. 7 00:00:16,129 --> 00:00:20,550 I can't be with somebody here when I'm thinking about you. It's just not fair. 8 00:00:20,730 --> 00:00:23,550 Honestly, it's just really not as easy as it looks. I don't want to hold you 9 00:00:23,550 --> 00:00:24,850 back. You deserve better. 10 00:00:25,070 --> 00:00:26,330 I don't want to see you again. 11 00:00:26,570 --> 00:00:28,570 Why? Because I don't like you. 12 00:00:29,999 --> 00:00:34,960 Kristen told me that Tom and some girl in Miami had hooked up. She's not doing 13 00:00:34,960 --> 00:00:38,820 this to try and get Tom back. No, she's doing it because she's obsessed with 14 00:00:38,820 --> 00:00:39,739 hating me. 15 00:00:39,740 --> 00:00:42,540 I want Tom to be happy, but I don't want him to be happy with her. 16 00:00:44,580 --> 00:00:49,240 After the way my last three parties have went, I'm seriously considering having 17 00:00:49,240 --> 00:00:49,999 a dry wedding. 18 00:00:50,000 --> 00:00:52,820 There was a bar and brawl. That's a fiasco as far as I'm concerned. 19 00:00:53,160 --> 00:00:55,880 I'm really busy, but I'm also really pissed off. 20 00:00:56,320 --> 00:00:57,320 Something's going to change. 21 00:00:57,940 --> 00:00:58,940 It really is. 22 00:01:32,269 --> 00:01:33,390 Tom, you're suspended. 23 00:01:33,770 --> 00:01:35,170 Christian, you're suspended. 24 00:01:36,010 --> 00:01:38,170 James, right now, you don't work for me. 25 00:01:39,870 --> 00:01:43,710 We're done. Get out of here, and you're lucky I didn't fire you all. We're done. 26 00:01:44,250 --> 00:01:46,430 Okay, guys, go. Come on, get out of here now. 27 00:01:48,370 --> 00:01:51,350 Tom, I'm really disappointed with you. I know. 28 00:01:51,800 --> 00:01:53,940 You're letting yourself down. I know, I know. 29 00:01:54,980 --> 00:01:59,620 I am ashamed of the way I acted, so I feel like I should be punished, just out 30 00:01:59,620 --> 00:02:00,620 of guilt. 31 00:02:00,880 --> 00:02:02,780 Go on, get out of here. Good luck. 32 00:02:06,140 --> 00:02:09,960 So am I helping with the openings? I was told to get my shift covered, it's 33 00:02:09,960 --> 00:02:10,918 there to help here. 34 00:02:10,919 --> 00:02:13,580 You're in the back of the kitchen, making sure everything comes out 35 00:02:13,820 --> 00:02:16,800 okay? I just can't think about my sister. 36 00:02:17,550 --> 00:02:21,950 BF for one more second. I've got to open pump tomorrow. The clock is ticking. 37 00:02:25,710 --> 00:02:27,330 That was bullshit. 38 00:02:28,050 --> 00:02:29,050 That was bullshit. 39 00:02:29,310 --> 00:02:30,430 He hates me. He's hiding. 40 00:02:30,730 --> 00:02:32,410 He's hiding. He put his hands on me first. 41 00:02:32,630 --> 00:02:34,310 He talks shit about my car first. 42 00:02:34,850 --> 00:02:37,550 He's obviously jealous. I know he did. He's got fucking issues. 43 00:02:37,910 --> 00:02:39,110 This is bullshit. 44 00:02:39,580 --> 00:02:42,960 It's all stemming from a fight that Tom started. I just wish he would get out of 45 00:02:42,960 --> 00:02:43,559 my life. 46 00:02:43,560 --> 00:02:44,660 She's angry at everyone. 47 00:02:45,000 --> 00:02:48,060 No, I understand. If I were you, I would have a private conversation with her 48 00:02:48,060 --> 00:02:52,180 when there's not a million people chiming in with bullshit that they don't 49 00:02:52,180 --> 00:02:52,918 know about. 50 00:02:52,920 --> 00:02:56,280 Everyone else does too. If I'm the only one that's getting a minute while 51 00:02:56,280 --> 00:02:59,060 everyone else sits around and goes, no, I don't. But we still shouldn't be doing 52 00:02:59,060 --> 00:03:00,060 that. 53 00:03:00,140 --> 00:03:03,420 You're right. You're right. You're right. I'll apologize to her. Yeah, I'd 54 00:03:03,420 --> 00:03:05,560 to write her a note too. So we'll appreciate you writing her a note. 55 00:03:05,560 --> 00:03:06,560 I can say, mate. Right. 56 00:03:16,880 --> 00:03:17,619 Hey, gorgeous. 57 00:03:17,620 --> 00:03:18,519 How you doing, sweetie? 58 00:03:18,520 --> 00:03:20,340 Oh, I missed you. 59 00:03:20,740 --> 00:03:23,460 Oh, I miss you too, sweetie. How long have you been here? You've already had a 60 00:03:23,460 --> 00:03:25,720 cocktail? This was here when I sat down. It wasn't mine. 61 00:03:26,160 --> 00:03:28,260 Oh, my God. I have to catch up. 62 00:03:28,740 --> 00:03:29,539 Hello, guys. 63 00:03:29,540 --> 00:03:30,800 Hi. Welcome to Lux. Hi. 64 00:03:31,160 --> 00:03:33,180 How may I help you? Can I have a spicy Bloody Mary? 65 00:03:33,520 --> 00:03:36,560 Spicy Bloody Mary. Got it. And a Kettle One tonic and lime, please. Sure. 66 00:03:38,300 --> 00:03:41,120 It feels so weird to be on your day of drive. I feel like I'm a pretty woman. 67 00:03:41,380 --> 00:03:43,140 A prostitute in Beverly Hills? No. 68 00:03:44,040 --> 00:03:45,040 No. 69 00:03:45,850 --> 00:03:47,450 You have to come over and see my apartment. 70 00:03:47,650 --> 00:03:48,650 Yeah, I'd love to see your apartment. 71 00:03:48,890 --> 00:03:52,710 Moving is so hard, and now I've done it twice in six months. 72 00:03:53,410 --> 00:03:54,750 I got to see your dream. 73 00:03:55,890 --> 00:03:57,590 Thank you. 74 00:04:00,550 --> 00:04:01,409 Cheers, sweetheart. 75 00:04:01,410 --> 00:04:02,410 Cheers. 76 00:04:03,990 --> 00:04:05,110 Does it feel good to be back? 77 00:04:05,410 --> 00:04:08,890 It does. Like, in New York, everybody's just like, go, go, go, go, go, always 78 00:04:08,890 --> 00:04:09,728 doing something. 79 00:04:09,730 --> 00:04:12,990 And people are like, what do you do all day? I'm like, I watch Food Network. 80 00:04:13,350 --> 00:04:14,319 And they're like, yeah, but... 81 00:04:14,320 --> 00:04:15,099 What do you do? 82 00:04:15,100 --> 00:04:16,240 I'm like, I walk around. 83 00:04:16,579 --> 00:04:18,980 Like, I don't always need to be doing something. 84 00:04:19,360 --> 00:04:24,320 Right. In New York, I learned how to cook a bit, put on some love pounds, and 85 00:04:24,320 --> 00:04:26,000 explored the city. 86 00:04:26,300 --> 00:04:31,180 Honestly, I felt so, like, healthy and centered over the last six months. And 87 00:04:31,180 --> 00:04:33,800 now that I'm having to deal with people like Sheena, I feel like it's, like, 88 00:04:33,820 --> 00:04:34,749 getting me, like... 89 00:04:34,750 --> 00:04:37,390 worked up all over again. If you're not working there, why do you have to deal 90 00:04:37,390 --> 00:04:39,330 with her? Because sometimes I'm at the same place that I am. 91 00:04:39,650 --> 00:04:43,910 Like, when I'm going to the pump opening, I'm going to go stop my sir, 92 00:04:43,910 --> 00:04:47,310 Like, I feel like I'm on edge. You know what I mean? And I hate that. 93 00:04:47,670 --> 00:04:52,190 Sheena does nothing but talk sh... On Twitter about me and just, like, go off 94 00:04:52,190 --> 00:04:54,910 and say terrible things about me. I'm like, I don't even acknowledge your 95 00:04:54,910 --> 00:04:56,090 existence, so why? 96 00:04:56,430 --> 00:04:59,410 Like, I've lived across the country for half of a year. I don't bother you. I 97 00:04:59,410 --> 00:05:03,310 don't tweet you. I have Sheena constantly showing up on my Twitter feed 98 00:05:03,310 --> 00:05:07,510 that I'm a terrible person or, you know, just really negative things. 99 00:05:07,750 --> 00:05:10,330 I'm like, I'm not even around you. Leave me alone. 100 00:05:10,810 --> 00:05:13,530 I just want a fresh start. 101 00:05:13,870 --> 00:05:15,330 Oh, but I know you miss Jack. 102 00:05:16,250 --> 00:05:17,250 Gross. 103 00:05:17,360 --> 00:05:21,100 So has Jack finally left you alone? Is he now moving on to... Oh, I don't talk 104 00:05:21,100 --> 00:05:23,700 about him. Oh, we don't even talk about him. I don't want to talk about him. 105 00:05:24,120 --> 00:05:27,480 He can suck a dick. You got rid of a tick with that one. 106 00:05:27,760 --> 00:05:32,000 Yes. I should have bought you, like, a heart collar to keep the dick away. 107 00:05:33,740 --> 00:05:34,740 That's really funny. 108 00:05:38,800 --> 00:05:39,800 Hi. Hi. 109 00:05:40,240 --> 00:05:41,240 Welcome back. 110 00:05:41,300 --> 00:05:44,820 How are you? Good. I'm excited to hear how you're doing. 111 00:05:45,120 --> 00:05:47,130 Yeah. I don't know how much I'm excited to tell you. 112 00:05:47,410 --> 00:05:48,410 Lots happened. 113 00:05:48,710 --> 00:05:51,070 Okay. A lot has gone down. A lot of good, bad. 114 00:05:51,410 --> 00:05:52,650 Yeah, kind of a little bit of everything. 115 00:05:52,990 --> 00:05:54,390 I met a girl, Tiffany. 116 00:05:54,630 --> 00:05:58,750 She lives in Las Vegas. I love her a lot. She's great. I do love you. I don't 117 00:05:58,750 --> 00:06:01,770 plan on dating anybody else. I don't want to date anybody else. At this time, 118 00:06:01,770 --> 00:06:05,130 like, you're the only thing that's on my mind. Then there's also another girl. 119 00:06:05,310 --> 00:06:06,310 Her name is Carmen. 120 00:06:06,710 --> 00:06:07,710 Great girl. 121 00:06:08,170 --> 00:06:09,170 A lot younger. 122 00:06:09,710 --> 00:06:13,590 23. So then I was talking to Tiffany back a lot. 123 00:06:13,950 --> 00:06:17,970 So as I was dating Carmen, then one day I said to Carmen, I just can't do this 124 00:06:17,970 --> 00:06:21,930 anymore. Like, I just, I don't think I'm being fair to you. 125 00:06:22,230 --> 00:06:26,830 It's not about you. It's never about who you hurt. You just look out for number 126 00:06:26,830 --> 00:06:27,830 one, which is you. 127 00:06:27,950 --> 00:06:32,530 But I even did something silly and put Carmen's name on my arm. I got a tattoo 128 00:06:32,530 --> 00:06:34,510 of her name on my arm. Carmen? Yeah. 129 00:06:34,970 --> 00:06:37,370 Wait, are you serious? I know. Are you joking? I'm serious. 130 00:06:38,830 --> 00:06:39,830 Totally serious. 131 00:06:40,630 --> 00:06:41,850 What happens to you? 132 00:06:42,330 --> 00:06:43,770 I mean, I'm actually very curious. 133 00:06:44,050 --> 00:06:45,050 No, 134 00:06:45,190 --> 00:06:47,710 no, no. I'm not judging you at all. I just do things and I don't think about 135 00:06:47,710 --> 00:06:49,210 them sometimes. No, where do you go? 136 00:06:49,430 --> 00:06:51,890 Like, you, like, leave your body? Like, what happened? 137 00:06:52,450 --> 00:06:57,830 Well, I was just trying to, at the time, just, like, I don't know what I was 138 00:06:57,830 --> 00:06:59,470 thinking. So what was it, really? 139 00:06:59,690 --> 00:07:02,330 Like, you know what? It made her happy and it made her smile. And, again, I'm a 140 00:07:02,330 --> 00:07:05,230 people pleaser. I can't say no. Because then I feel like people are going to not 141 00:07:05,230 --> 00:07:05,789 like me. 142 00:07:05,790 --> 00:07:07,630 So that's been your default. 143 00:07:07,910 --> 00:07:12,070 Everyone has their defense mechanisms, whatever they may be. Sometimes they're, 144 00:07:12,070 --> 00:07:14,530 like, lying with their defense mechanism for a long time. 145 00:07:14,790 --> 00:07:17,050 Codependency is your number one defense mechanism. 146 00:07:19,010 --> 00:07:22,240 Know that that is... a terrible place for you to go. 147 00:07:22,480 --> 00:07:25,780 Like, the tattooing on your arm was two separate times. 148 00:07:26,100 --> 00:07:29,780 It's like getting the tattoo of Stassi did nothing. I mean, it didn't prove 149 00:07:29,780 --> 00:07:32,560 anything. It's like... It was just the tattoo. 150 00:07:32,800 --> 00:07:36,900 I mean, as far as Stassi, she's back here, which is great. Like, I hope she's 151 00:07:36,900 --> 00:07:40,900 happy, and I even reached out to her via email and said, hey, listen, I can't 152 00:07:40,900 --> 00:07:42,580 wait to see you again, you know. 153 00:07:42,820 --> 00:07:45,100 So you're not going to have a relationship with her. You're just going 154 00:07:45,100 --> 00:07:46,039 friends. 155 00:07:46,039 --> 00:07:47,080 Over time, hopefully. 156 00:07:47,340 --> 00:07:50,280 Okay. But right now, I need to build that trust back. And it's going to take 157 00:07:50,280 --> 00:07:51,520 some time. It's not going to happen overnight. 158 00:07:51,720 --> 00:07:53,580 This girl, I broke her heart. 159 00:07:53,840 --> 00:07:58,100 But, I mean, is there anything that's still left over from that? 160 00:07:58,760 --> 00:08:01,540 No. There's nothing there because there's nothing that can be there right 161 00:08:01,920 --> 00:08:03,600 Well, it sounds like there is something there. 162 00:08:05,240 --> 00:08:06,240 Yeah. 163 00:08:19,070 --> 00:08:20,070 Ugh. 164 00:08:20,290 --> 00:08:21,590 Here's to not being at work. 165 00:08:24,670 --> 00:08:25,670 How are you feeling? 166 00:08:25,710 --> 00:08:26,569 It sucks. 167 00:08:26,570 --> 00:08:27,910 I wasn't expecting that, you know? 168 00:08:28,430 --> 00:08:32,190 We all know Lisa has it out for me, and I've learned to take it. 169 00:08:32,510 --> 00:08:36,190 But for James, he's so new, and I just think it's really unfair. 170 00:08:36,510 --> 00:08:39,890 So it's obviously where I make, like, the majority of my money. Like, I'm, 171 00:08:39,890 --> 00:08:44,210 really nervous. You know, I've got my bills to pay. I just moved in to, like, 172 00:08:44,210 --> 00:08:47,430 first place. I've got a brand -new car that I need to pay for. 173 00:08:49,900 --> 00:08:50,900 Sorry. 174 00:08:52,160 --> 00:08:54,980 I don't know if it makes me feel any better. I'm kind of screwed, too. 175 00:08:55,560 --> 00:08:59,300 Literally, I'm like, okay, what's today? What bills are coming out tomorrow? I'm 176 00:08:59,300 --> 00:09:00,300 still paying Tom's bill. 177 00:09:00,500 --> 00:09:02,240 I have his cable. I have his car insurance. 178 00:09:03,020 --> 00:09:06,360 Why isn't Ariana taking care of these things now? It should be her 179 00:09:06,360 --> 00:09:08,940 responsibility now. Well, it should be his responsibility. 180 00:09:09,200 --> 00:09:11,100 Well, I don't care who it is. It shouldn't be yours. 181 00:09:11,380 --> 00:09:12,940 I just don't understand it. 182 00:09:13,980 --> 00:09:18,620 If he wants out of this so badly, why don't you handle it? It's so simple. 183 00:09:18,840 --> 00:09:23,540 I don't want to go to his apartment and walk inside and take them myself because 184 00:09:23,540 --> 00:09:24,660 I don't want those memories. 185 00:09:25,160 --> 00:09:28,580 I know you don't, Kristen, but in order to get rid of these memories, you need 186 00:09:28,580 --> 00:09:33,520 to go there, slam open that door, get the rest of your shit, burn the shit 187 00:09:33,520 --> 00:09:36,840 you don't want, keep the stuff that you do, and you need to do all of this in 188 00:09:36,840 --> 00:09:39,580 one thing. Cut it out. Cut it out of your life. 189 00:09:39,900 --> 00:09:43,160 Text him right now, and then it'll finally be over, and then you won't have 190 00:09:43,160 --> 00:09:46,660 deal with his shit. It's like, how stressful is it for you? Like, stressful 191 00:09:46,660 --> 00:09:51,320 me? Can I please pick up the cable box, please? 192 00:09:53,520 --> 00:09:56,000 I'm coming over this week. I'm done dealing with this. 193 00:09:56,240 --> 00:09:59,800 I feel like I'm over Tom and Kristen's relationship. I'm just waiting for 194 00:09:59,800 --> 00:10:01,920 Kristen to be over Tom and Kristen's relationship. 195 00:10:02,440 --> 00:10:08,060 It was either texting him and putting my foot down or the very strong cocktail I 196 00:10:08,060 --> 00:10:09,060 just had. 197 00:10:11,930 --> 00:10:17,070 Coming up. You go on social media and say bad things about me. Never said bad 198 00:10:17,070 --> 00:10:18,710 things. I maybe retweeted bad things. 199 00:10:30,230 --> 00:10:31,470 Get a warm -up on. 200 00:10:31,750 --> 00:10:34,310 Oh, dude, you won't believe this dream I had yesterday. 201 00:10:34,590 --> 00:10:37,090 I had this dream that James got fired. 202 00:10:37,370 --> 00:10:41,070 Dude, I got to tell you something. What? It wasn't a dream. What? 203 00:10:41,930 --> 00:10:44,050 It wasn't? Dude, how funny was that? 204 00:10:44,590 --> 00:10:46,590 She made the smackdown. 205 00:10:46,810 --> 00:10:50,750 Dude, she called him out. I had a bad feeling as soon as I sat down. At least 206 00:10:50,750 --> 00:10:51,669 you weren't Kristen. 207 00:10:51,670 --> 00:10:54,850 But she deserved it, Kristen. Dude, I know, man. I don't want to act like the 208 00:10:54,850 --> 00:10:57,510 bitter ex -boyfriend when I tell her no. 209 00:10:57,770 --> 00:11:00,810 But, like, I don't want anybody drinking at work. 210 00:11:01,030 --> 00:11:05,290 Yeah. I know I'm not as good at work, but I've been drinking. Yeah. You know, 211 00:11:05,330 --> 00:11:07,350 obviously I'm suspended from work for two weeks. 212 00:11:07,750 --> 00:11:08,750 On vacation. 213 00:11:09,170 --> 00:11:10,170 Exactly. 214 00:11:10,840 --> 00:11:13,860 Being suspended from third definitely hurts the wallet, but I'm using my time 215 00:11:13,860 --> 00:11:16,300 wisely and trying to decryst in my life. 216 00:11:16,600 --> 00:11:19,460 All right, let's go, bro. You got this. Dude, come on, man. 217 00:11:20,000 --> 00:11:22,300 You're gonna make me laugh. All right, yeah. You can't no laughing. 218 00:11:26,400 --> 00:11:28,080 How are you and Katie? 219 00:11:28,380 --> 00:11:29,339 We're good. 220 00:11:29,340 --> 00:11:30,640 How many of you guys having sex? 221 00:11:31,840 --> 00:11:34,060 Dude, I'm in so much sex debt. 222 00:11:34,380 --> 00:11:37,600 Like, there's a fucking stash of rain checks on our bed. It's overflowing. 223 00:11:38,160 --> 00:11:39,240 Dude, I know I said it. 224 00:11:39,820 --> 00:11:44,260 Many times, but I'll just say it again, man. You've been glowing for, like, the 225 00:11:44,260 --> 00:11:46,000 past two months, dude. 226 00:11:46,440 --> 00:11:48,060 You seem like a new man. You and Ariana? 227 00:11:48,400 --> 00:11:51,080 Solid? Oh, yeah, dude. You guys are so good together. 228 00:11:51,420 --> 00:11:53,500 Oh, dude, I'm so happy. 229 00:11:53,800 --> 00:11:56,620 I'm going to be having a shitty day, and all I can do is just look at Ariana. 230 00:11:56,980 --> 00:12:00,700 Dude, I love hearing that. You guys are like bunnies, aren't you? Yeah, we are. 231 00:12:00,860 --> 00:12:01,860 How do you do it? 232 00:12:01,960 --> 00:12:03,500 Do you guys ever stop having sex? 233 00:12:03,760 --> 00:12:05,820 You guys wake up, and you're just like, you clock in. 234 00:12:06,100 --> 00:12:07,800 Start going at it. It's the morning. 235 00:12:08,080 --> 00:12:11,080 God. You know, it's so funny when you don't spend all your time in a 236 00:12:11,080 --> 00:12:15,480 relationship screaming and fighting. You have so much more time for other 237 00:12:15,480 --> 00:12:19,520 things. You and Kristen, I feel like the breakup was inevitable. I feel like it 238 00:12:19,520 --> 00:12:21,760 could have been drawn out for another, like, two to three years. 239 00:12:22,000 --> 00:12:25,760 Dude, I know. Like, I'm just so grateful I'm out of that situation. 240 00:12:26,240 --> 00:12:30,360 She could have, like, tried to, like, get pregnant. She was good at getting 241 00:12:30,360 --> 00:12:35,660 empathy. Like, every time you had reached your limit, she was good at 242 00:12:36,560 --> 00:12:38,740 I should probably work out while I talk, huh? Get on it. 243 00:12:39,440 --> 00:12:40,880 All right. Good stans are cool. 244 00:12:41,720 --> 00:12:42,780 Dude, wait. 245 00:12:44,300 --> 00:12:45,300 Come on. 246 00:12:45,320 --> 00:12:46,320 Come on now. 247 00:12:46,640 --> 00:12:47,640 Max up. 248 00:12:48,620 --> 00:12:49,620 It's okay, okay. 249 00:12:50,280 --> 00:12:51,840 Dude, all right. Let's get the fuck out of here. 250 00:12:52,200 --> 00:12:53,200 All right. I'm done. 251 00:12:57,460 --> 00:12:59,820 I don't need a makeup artist. I need a magician. 252 00:13:00,960 --> 00:13:03,120 Lucia? What are you going to wear then? 253 00:13:03,500 --> 00:13:04,500 That. 254 00:13:05,020 --> 00:13:07,580 Okay, more importantly, what's Jiggy been wearing? 255 00:13:08,940 --> 00:13:12,820 Jiggy's been wearing... What about his white suit with diamonds on it? 256 00:13:13,120 --> 00:13:13,959 Oh, okay. 257 00:13:13,960 --> 00:13:20,160 I've been working on Pump for 14 months, so to be opening the doors tonight, I 258 00:13:20,160 --> 00:13:21,800 am ecstatic. 259 00:13:22,040 --> 00:13:24,360 Ow! Do you have vendetta against me? 260 00:13:25,760 --> 00:13:26,760 I'm tired. 261 00:13:27,220 --> 00:13:28,340 Don't fall asleep. 262 00:13:28,700 --> 00:13:31,180 This could be a time in my life when I start taking drugs. 263 00:13:32,460 --> 00:13:36,620 Pump has been more challenging than any other restaurant we've opened. We've 264 00:13:36,620 --> 00:13:40,880 been craning in trees. I've been running around all over Los Angeles trying to 265 00:13:40,880 --> 00:13:45,560 make this the most beautiful garden in West Hollywood. I really need this to be 266 00:13:45,560 --> 00:13:46,479 a success. 267 00:13:46,480 --> 00:13:47,480 I'm ready. 268 00:13:48,820 --> 00:13:49,980 Are you feeling it? 269 00:13:50,420 --> 00:13:51,420 Wow. 270 00:13:51,680 --> 00:13:53,580 You look amazing. 271 00:13:54,160 --> 00:13:55,540 Do you like it? Oh, my God. 272 00:13:56,040 --> 00:13:56,979 What do you think? 273 00:13:56,980 --> 00:13:57,980 You look amazing. 274 00:13:58,180 --> 00:13:59,180 Do you like it? 275 00:14:09,160 --> 00:14:14,340 You always wish you had a little bit more time, but you can't. Time is of the 276 00:14:14,340 --> 00:14:18,080 essence. So fingers crossed tonight that we've worked all the kinks out and we 277 00:14:18,080 --> 00:14:21,020 are ready to open pubs. Sex machine, are you ready? 278 00:14:21,860 --> 00:14:23,280 Thank you, I'm going. 279 00:14:23,520 --> 00:14:25,300 You put it back on me, give me a break. 280 00:14:40,040 --> 00:14:41,040 What do you think? 281 00:14:41,300 --> 00:14:42,300 Yeah. 282 00:14:42,780 --> 00:14:43,780 Thank you. 283 00:14:46,120 --> 00:14:48,740 Welcome home. 284 00:14:49,280 --> 00:14:50,280 Thank you. 285 00:14:50,500 --> 00:14:52,920 I feel like an idiot. Look at you and look at me. 286 00:14:53,360 --> 00:14:54,560 Why am I in this outfit? 287 00:14:55,000 --> 00:14:57,100 But you're really skinny, so you can wear whatever you want. 288 00:14:57,640 --> 00:14:58,640 That's true. 289 00:14:59,420 --> 00:15:02,260 It's just so weird to be at CERN because nothing changes. 290 00:15:02,890 --> 00:15:05,910 You know when you go to the Natural History Museum and you see, like, the 291 00:15:05,910 --> 00:15:10,230 cavemen in the glass window and they just stay the same, you know, that's 292 00:15:10,750 --> 00:15:15,290 Except instead of a caveman, it's Kristen with a tray of drinks. 293 00:15:16,090 --> 00:15:17,970 Hi. Hi. Hi. 294 00:15:18,430 --> 00:15:22,590 I know. She missed out on the meeting. Sir staff meeting. 295 00:15:23,170 --> 00:15:27,230 What happened? Lisa suspended Tom and Kristen, but she fired James. 296 00:15:27,930 --> 00:15:28,970 We shouldn't have been at the meeting. 297 00:15:30,160 --> 00:15:32,540 Some of us shouldn't have to be here because we're actually just victims. 298 00:15:33,060 --> 00:15:35,860 Raise your hand if you've been personally victimized by Kristen Doty. 299 00:15:36,440 --> 00:15:38,700 That's pretty much what we said. We were like, we need to fire her. 300 00:15:38,940 --> 00:15:42,040 How many times can you get suspended before you're fired? Every May, the 301 00:15:42,040 --> 00:15:45,820 start blooming, the days get longer, and Kristen gets suspended. 302 00:15:46,320 --> 00:15:47,780 Okay, I want to go see this someplace. 303 00:15:48,180 --> 00:15:50,300 I don't have to pay for this, right? I used to work here. 304 00:15:51,320 --> 00:15:52,940 I got you on the way out. 305 00:15:54,460 --> 00:15:56,800 Put it on my tab. 306 00:16:16,910 --> 00:16:20,130 I should try one of these drinks just to make sure you're up to par with the 307 00:16:20,130 --> 00:16:24,130 cocktail making here. Whoa, I'm nervous. My bread and butter is print modeling, 308 00:16:24,250 --> 00:16:25,630 but I lack stability. 309 00:16:26,050 --> 00:16:30,170 This job, I would have a steady schedule, and that'll be good for me, 310 00:16:30,170 --> 00:16:31,450 Katie, good for us. 311 00:16:33,750 --> 00:16:34,589 Party foul. 312 00:16:34,590 --> 00:16:38,050 I'm walking on eggshells all night. Yeah. I think we all are. 313 00:16:48,810 --> 00:16:50,550 Were you going to say how did I like the meeting? 314 00:16:50,890 --> 00:16:54,450 I'm always really, really calm and collected, but I had to say something. 315 00:16:54,450 --> 00:16:58,030 was proud of you, though, because you, like, totally just, like... Annihilated 316 00:16:58,030 --> 00:17:01,350 her? Took the bull by the horns and just, like... Because you could have 317 00:17:01,350 --> 00:17:04,770 around it and at least, you know, diplomatic about it. Look, everything's 318 00:17:04,770 --> 00:17:05,970 evened out at the end. 319 00:17:08,310 --> 00:17:09,310 What is he doing here? 320 00:17:09,430 --> 00:17:14,069 What? I think the normal person, when they get fired from a job, they would 321 00:17:14,069 --> 00:17:15,069 go find a new one. 322 00:17:15,390 --> 00:17:16,530 It would be f***ing insane. 323 00:17:16,970 --> 00:17:17,970 Did he not listen? 324 00:17:18,520 --> 00:17:19,520 I'm gonna find out. Okay. 325 00:17:40,730 --> 00:17:42,450 This is a night of positivity. 326 00:17:42,750 --> 00:17:45,570 It's been a lot of work. Oh, it's amazing. 327 00:17:45,810 --> 00:17:49,310 It feels like you're transported somewhere in Provence or somewhere in 328 00:17:49,310 --> 00:17:53,410 mean, it's got 100 -year -old olive trees. I transformed a car park into, 329 00:17:53,570 --> 00:17:57,310 a garden in Provence. So, yeah, it's got a very special feel. I'm very excited 330 00:17:57,310 --> 00:17:58,310 about it. Sorry. 331 00:17:58,430 --> 00:17:59,570 Ken, what are you doing here? 332 00:18:00,250 --> 00:18:01,250 You're not invited. 333 00:18:01,850 --> 00:18:04,270 What are you doing? Hey, Lisa invited me. You should be working back there. 334 00:18:04,730 --> 00:18:07,570 I'll go back there right now. I just have an issue right now. What's the 335 00:18:07,870 --> 00:18:09,990 James is still working right now. James the buffer? 336 00:18:10,190 --> 00:18:11,190 Yes. 337 00:18:12,210 --> 00:18:13,310 James is fired. 338 00:18:13,790 --> 00:18:17,470 Lisa fired him. I just want to make sure that he was done. When you fire 339 00:18:17,470 --> 00:18:19,070 somebody, that means you're fired. 340 00:18:19,290 --> 00:18:22,210 I just want to make sure it was all clear. In fact, he's not even allowed in 341 00:18:22,210 --> 00:18:23,710 premises anymore. Okay, cool. Make him leave. 342 00:18:24,130 --> 00:18:26,750 I'm going to go take care of it right now. Thanks, buddy. I'll see you later. 343 00:18:26,870 --> 00:18:27,589 Bye, thanks. 344 00:18:27,590 --> 00:18:28,590 Yep. 345 00:18:40,539 --> 00:18:41,539 Thank you. 346 00:18:41,560 --> 00:18:44,820 How are you doing? We just got you out a sample and everything. Oh, look at you. 347 00:18:44,840 --> 00:18:48,700 Are you going to the party or attempting to go to the party? How are you doing? 348 00:18:49,100 --> 00:18:52,300 Lisa doesn't want to show it, but she's a little nervous. 349 00:18:52,520 --> 00:18:54,320 Is everything okay? Kiko, are you okay? 350 00:18:55,260 --> 00:19:00,020 Okay, well, it's a bit crowded out there. We invited 300 people, but those 351 00:19:00,020 --> 00:19:04,020 people were friends with them, so I've been running around like a blue -eyed 352 00:19:04,020 --> 00:19:06,500 fly. I'm absolutely bloody knackered. 353 00:19:06,760 --> 00:19:07,760 How's it going? 354 00:19:09,450 --> 00:19:11,470 It's going swimmingly. Are you behaving yourself? 355 00:19:11,750 --> 00:19:12,750 Yeah, I'm being good. 356 00:19:12,970 --> 00:19:14,470 I'm on my best behavior, I promise. 357 00:19:15,030 --> 00:19:16,990 I'm doing you proud. I'm swimming, I'm happy. 358 00:19:20,330 --> 00:19:21,330 That's for me? 359 00:19:22,730 --> 00:19:26,430 Oh, thank you, that's so sweet. You are such a light in this community. 360 00:19:26,750 --> 00:19:28,830 Oh, thank you. I support you guys. 361 00:19:49,960 --> 00:19:54,200 I can only imagine what Lisa has gone through to open up Pump. And even if we 362 00:19:54,200 --> 00:19:56,820 don't always agree, I still want to show her my full support. 363 00:19:57,500 --> 00:19:59,440 Plus, who could say no to an open bar? 364 00:20:03,940 --> 00:20:05,100 Fancy seeing you here. 365 00:20:05,460 --> 00:20:06,419 I know. 366 00:20:06,420 --> 00:20:09,340 I know we haven't spoken much. 367 00:20:11,680 --> 00:20:12,680 You know why. 368 00:20:14,900 --> 00:20:17,180 Coming up. You've had a problem with me ever since. 369 00:20:18,470 --> 00:20:21,230 Just go. Just go. Just go. 370 00:20:48,520 --> 00:20:50,140 I know we haven't spoken much. 371 00:20:52,580 --> 00:20:53,580 You know why. 372 00:20:54,320 --> 00:20:55,980 I mean, you're the one that cut me off. 373 00:20:56,260 --> 00:20:57,640 I've never stopped talking to you. 374 00:20:58,060 --> 00:20:59,060 No, she hasn't. 375 00:20:59,440 --> 00:21:03,620 This is my problem. You have played this victim role. Like, I did something to 376 00:21:03,620 --> 00:21:07,380 you. I asked you to be a part of my wedding, and you... 377 00:21:18,510 --> 00:21:22,370 been a good friend to you when no one else was there just like you stassi you 378 00:21:22,370 --> 00:21:27,830 have no reason to be mean i'm just saying that you can't act like you've 379 00:21:27,830 --> 00:21:33,230 so hard and then you go and then you go on social media and say bad things about 380 00:21:33,230 --> 00:21:37,850 me never said bad things and maybe retweeted bad things because you don't 381 00:21:37,850 --> 00:21:42,910 to me anymore so why do i care someone tweeted me i don't know why someone 382 00:21:42,910 --> 00:21:45,750 want to be a spoiled bratty snotty bully like stassi 383 00:21:46,870 --> 00:21:48,030 May have hit retweet. 384 00:21:48,230 --> 00:21:52,170 I came to get a drink. I just got off work. I wanted to say hi and be cordial, 385 00:21:52,170 --> 00:21:53,170 but this is pointless. 386 00:21:54,150 --> 00:21:56,990 So, welcome back to LA. I wish you the best. 387 00:22:11,010 --> 00:22:12,190 Hey. Hi. 388 00:22:12,430 --> 00:22:13,389 Come on. 389 00:22:13,390 --> 00:22:14,390 So slow. 390 00:22:14,860 --> 00:22:15,860 Absolutely dead. 391 00:22:15,880 --> 00:22:17,800 Because all of our customers are at the opening. 392 00:22:18,300 --> 00:22:19,300 I wonder how that's going. 393 00:22:19,740 --> 00:22:20,740 Stassi's there. 394 00:22:21,600 --> 00:22:24,280 Stassi was here? She was here. Stassi came in here. She was at Sir. 395 00:22:25,900 --> 00:22:28,820 Why are you so surprised? 396 00:22:29,320 --> 00:22:33,180 I'm surprised that she just... We can't even say hi to each other and see how 397 00:22:33,180 --> 00:22:33,999 things are going. 398 00:22:34,000 --> 00:22:35,780 Why? And I want to make sure she's okay. 399 00:22:36,020 --> 00:22:39,240 You want to make sure she's okay after you f***ed her best friend. 400 00:22:42,600 --> 00:22:43,600 Me personally? 401 00:22:43,880 --> 00:22:45,820 I kind of want to see how she's doing. 402 00:22:46,080 --> 00:22:48,700 All your poor decisions led up to ruining her life. 403 00:22:49,000 --> 00:22:50,280 Ruining her life? Yeah. 404 00:22:50,520 --> 00:22:54,380 Her life is not over. Take some responsibility for your f**k. 405 00:22:54,880 --> 00:22:57,640 You know, what I did was bad, yeah, but she was no angel. 406 00:22:57,880 --> 00:23:01,740 We both hurt each other. I don't understand the grudge and the hostility 407 00:23:01,740 --> 00:23:04,240 hate. I am close to the family. I just want to see how her family is doing. 408 00:23:04,240 --> 00:23:06,280 You're not close to their family, Josh. I am. You were. 409 00:23:06,680 --> 00:23:07,980 The word is you were. Absolutely. 410 00:23:08,240 --> 00:23:11,780 Okay. And you're not now. We're talking about now. We're talking about right 411 00:23:11,780 --> 00:23:15,640 now. Not before what you had. Right now. And right now is you have nothing. 412 00:23:15,820 --> 00:23:17,240 Nothing between the two of you. 413 00:23:18,740 --> 00:23:19,740 She is fine. 414 00:23:19,820 --> 00:23:22,940 Her family is fine. Her dog is fine. Everything is fine. 415 00:23:23,980 --> 00:23:27,600 You move on and she won't be saying hi to you. No more hi's. 416 00:23:28,580 --> 00:23:29,580 Okay. 417 00:23:31,440 --> 00:23:32,440 All right. 418 00:23:44,490 --> 00:23:45,710 Can I talk to you for a second outside? 419 00:23:45,990 --> 00:23:46,990 Oh, yeah. 420 00:23:47,170 --> 00:23:48,170 Okay. 421 00:23:51,730 --> 00:23:56,290 So, I don't know if it was made clear to you, but Lisa let you go today. So, I 422 00:23:56,290 --> 00:23:57,290 don't know why you're still here. 423 00:23:59,250 --> 00:24:02,410 Well, you know, I took upon myself to call Natalie. 424 00:24:03,330 --> 00:24:05,290 And, you know, I care about my job. 425 00:24:06,050 --> 00:24:07,610 So, I came in and worked. 426 00:24:08,290 --> 00:24:10,570 Lisa let you go, so that's it. 427 00:24:10,990 --> 00:24:12,030 So, you want me to leave right now? 428 00:24:12,630 --> 00:24:13,710 Yes. Okay. 429 00:24:14,040 --> 00:24:15,040 All right. 430 00:24:16,020 --> 00:24:17,940 You okay? 431 00:24:18,220 --> 00:24:19,220 Mm -hmm. 432 00:24:24,620 --> 00:24:25,860 Bye. You're leaving? 433 00:24:26,160 --> 00:24:27,160 I got fired. 434 00:24:27,460 --> 00:24:28,500 Really? Yeah. 435 00:24:30,240 --> 00:24:31,240 What? 436 00:24:35,100 --> 00:24:38,360 To be honest, I'm gonna have to... Listen, like, you've had a problem with 437 00:24:38,360 --> 00:24:40,260 ever since... Kristen and I started dating. 438 00:24:40,640 --> 00:24:41,960 No, no, James, no. 439 00:24:42,160 --> 00:24:44,240 Are you serious right now? We've had a problem since the beginning. 440 00:24:44,760 --> 00:24:47,380 No, we haven't. You used to train with me. Yeah, I know. So then why did you 441 00:24:47,380 --> 00:24:48,380 just say that? 442 00:24:49,220 --> 00:24:51,720 I said, you've had a problem with me ever since I started dating Kristen 443 00:24:51,720 --> 00:24:54,440 you're on top side and you're his boy. I get that. But that doesn't mean you 444 00:24:54,440 --> 00:24:58,540 have to be on my ass when I've been working my ass off. You know I work my 445 00:24:58,540 --> 00:25:02,580 off. You know everybody else has stolen far more than a glass of sangria from 446 00:25:02,580 --> 00:25:06,670 Lisa. I haven't even stolen a... I'm glass and sangria. No, you haven't 447 00:25:06,670 --> 00:25:07,509 the glass and sangria. 448 00:25:07,510 --> 00:25:08,610 You haven't stolen the glass and sangria. 449 00:25:08,850 --> 00:25:09,850 You've stolen pictures. 450 00:25:10,010 --> 00:25:11,970 No, I haven't. Just go. I apologize. 451 00:25:12,330 --> 00:25:13,330 Just go. 452 00:25:15,150 --> 00:25:16,190 It's like, dude, come on. 453 00:25:16,430 --> 00:25:17,890 Anyway, I gotta get back to work. 454 00:25:24,130 --> 00:25:27,330 It's one thing getting mad at me for having a bit of a drink at work, but 455 00:25:27,330 --> 00:25:29,890 they're also getting mad at me about a fight that I didn't even start. 456 00:25:30,370 --> 00:25:32,170 You know, I just feel like it's all bullshit. 457 00:25:32,430 --> 00:25:33,430 None of it's fair. 458 00:25:49,960 --> 00:25:50,799 Want a drink? 459 00:25:50,800 --> 00:25:53,720 Yeah. I'm going to miss making a margarita and the guy who ordered it 460 00:25:53,880 --> 00:25:57,860 No. I think that's going to be his dinner. Yeah. No. No? No. I want one of 461 00:25:57,860 --> 00:25:58,860 those, uh. 462 00:25:59,460 --> 00:26:03,220 Just have a margarita. What do you want? Okay, fine. Well, no, I wanted one of 463 00:26:03,220 --> 00:26:04,340 those. Pumpkinis. 464 00:26:05,100 --> 00:26:06,560 Pumpkinis. Pump signature drink. 465 00:26:06,760 --> 00:26:13,180 Uh, it's two -part standard pump vodka, one part Havlon, a little simple syrup, 466 00:26:13,280 --> 00:26:15,160 and I don't remember. 467 00:26:15,820 --> 00:26:17,060 We don't have any raspberries. 468 00:26:18,000 --> 00:26:20,780 I'm out of my element right now. I'm not used to working in my defense. 469 00:26:21,180 --> 00:26:22,039 I get that. 470 00:26:22,040 --> 00:26:27,020 I couldn't do a pumptini. I need berries. It's like a pomegranate 471 00:26:27,300 --> 00:26:28,500 But how was your first night? 472 00:26:28,800 --> 00:26:29,559 Oh, my God. 473 00:26:29,560 --> 00:26:32,840 What did I get myself into? I don't know if I'm cut out for this whole work 474 00:26:32,840 --> 00:26:34,120 thing. You know what I'm saying? 475 00:26:34,660 --> 00:26:35,840 You're not. I got spoiled. 476 00:26:36,260 --> 00:26:37,560 Four years of not working. 477 00:26:38,330 --> 00:26:39,610 I'm like, I'm sweating. 478 00:26:39,870 --> 00:26:40,809 I don't sweat. 479 00:26:40,810 --> 00:26:43,730 My kind of bartending, you just make your drink, you collect your tip, you 480 00:26:43,730 --> 00:26:48,410 schmooze. But at Pump, there's like 20 different drinks, managers, and it's 481 00:26:48,410 --> 00:26:51,050 terrifying. I thought you were with Sheena talking. What happened? 482 00:26:51,270 --> 00:26:51,949 She sucks. 483 00:26:51,950 --> 00:26:55,490 She sucks. You know what I said to her? You tweet terrible things about me, 484 00:26:55,550 --> 00:26:58,750 Sheena. Why would I want to be friends with you? She goes, I only retweet 485 00:26:58,750 --> 00:27:01,610 things. She said that? She said I only retweet things. 486 00:27:02,390 --> 00:27:06,030 I've tried to be civil with her. I mean, I even helped plan her engagement. 487 00:27:06,290 --> 00:27:07,610 Oh my God, he's doing it. 488 00:27:08,300 --> 00:27:11,320 Awesome. Will you marry me? Of course I will. 489 00:27:11,700 --> 00:27:12,900 You're engaged, motherfucker! 490 00:27:14,000 --> 00:27:18,420 But we are so far away from being in that place. 491 00:27:18,700 --> 00:27:21,640 Let's be friends. You only retweet the bad things. 492 00:27:22,060 --> 00:27:23,060 That's insane. 493 00:27:29,500 --> 00:27:30,500 Give me a kiss. 494 00:27:30,720 --> 00:27:31,860 Hey, give me a kiss. 495 00:27:32,060 --> 00:27:33,300 You sexy man. 496 00:27:34,480 --> 00:27:37,540 Boy. Oh, that's okay. I think we did it. 497 00:27:38,600 --> 00:27:39,660 He did it very well. 498 00:27:39,920 --> 00:27:41,360 It was fun. It was a great night. 499 00:27:41,600 --> 00:27:46,380 I loved it. When I look at Pump, I'm just really proud of it. It's been so 500 00:27:46,380 --> 00:27:48,420 work and it's been such a challenge. 501 00:27:48,640 --> 00:27:53,420 And when I see people come in and they're embracing it and really enjoying 502 00:27:53,500 --> 00:27:56,600 it just makes everything I've worked for worthwhile. 503 00:27:57,220 --> 00:27:58,220 Cheers, darling. 504 00:28:09,719 --> 00:28:10,539 Hi, Luca. 505 00:28:10,540 --> 00:28:11,540 What are you doing here? 506 00:28:20,940 --> 00:28:22,000 Ready to rock and roll? 507 00:28:22,480 --> 00:28:24,800 Can I offer you a shot of whiskey, perhaps? 508 00:28:25,180 --> 00:28:26,600 You're the best trainer ever. 509 00:28:27,060 --> 00:28:28,740 I mean, we like to have fun around here. 510 00:28:28,980 --> 00:28:32,120 I decided to start taking Muay Thai with a good friend of mine, Trevor. 511 00:28:32,460 --> 00:28:33,460 What you been up to? 512 00:28:33,480 --> 00:28:36,360 Getting in bar fights, getting suspended from work. Suspended from work. 513 00:28:36,520 --> 00:28:38,580 Anything related to this bar fight, perhaps? 514 00:28:38,820 --> 00:28:42,920 Oh, she just hates me and my boss, so it could have been that. And then it was 515 00:28:42,920 --> 00:28:46,140 like, oh, could you drink at work? Well, if you worked at Surrey, you'd have to 516 00:28:46,140 --> 00:28:48,960 drink to get through it, too. All right, first we're going to do a little bit of 517 00:28:48,960 --> 00:28:50,300 technique. Very nice. 518 00:28:51,740 --> 00:28:55,000 Exactly. One, two, hook, rock, kick. 519 00:28:55,340 --> 00:28:58,360 It very well could have been, like, Sandoval's headshot right there. 520 00:28:58,720 --> 00:28:59,720 Maybe Ariana. 521 00:28:59,940 --> 00:29:01,680 One, two, hook, rock, knee. 522 00:29:02,060 --> 00:29:03,060 Good. Kick. 523 00:29:05,040 --> 00:29:08,160 Got some power in those legs. We ain't going to be throwing punches next time 524 00:29:08,160 --> 00:29:09,160 the bar. We're going to be throwing chips. 525 00:29:16,620 --> 00:29:19,040 A little review on how to swing the bat. 526 00:29:20,660 --> 00:29:21,660 Ew, no! 527 00:29:24,540 --> 00:29:25,540 Embarrassing. 528 00:29:30,460 --> 00:29:31,460 It's okay. 529 00:29:31,800 --> 00:29:32,920 Here, come outside. 530 00:29:33,540 --> 00:29:34,540 Come outside. 531 00:29:35,260 --> 00:29:36,580 Well, back to the minors. 532 00:29:37,120 --> 00:29:40,060 I played baseball up until sixth grade. 533 00:29:40,260 --> 00:29:41,940 I wasn't that great at it. 534 00:29:42,400 --> 00:29:43,500 Nothing's really changed. 535 00:29:44,080 --> 00:29:45,080 Like, I suck. 536 00:29:45,340 --> 00:29:46,340 Did you have fun? 537 00:29:46,440 --> 00:29:47,339 Mm -hmm. 538 00:29:47,340 --> 00:29:50,420 Except it's hot as balls outside. It's hotter than balls. 539 00:29:50,740 --> 00:29:52,520 Yeah. Balls are not that hot. 540 00:29:52,720 --> 00:29:53,720 They're not. 541 00:29:53,760 --> 00:29:55,800 They really don't go above body temperature. 542 00:29:56,060 --> 00:29:57,380 Yeah. Or at least... 543 00:29:57,720 --> 00:30:01,000 A little bit above body temperature. Six to ten degrees above that. Yeah. 544 00:30:01,780 --> 00:30:05,180 Kristen's been hounding me about this insurance thing. I think it's going to 545 00:30:05,180 --> 00:30:08,540 come by. About the insurance, about the cable box. We already went and took care 546 00:30:08,540 --> 00:30:11,400 of the cable stuff. Okay, that's what I don't understand. If you went and took 547 00:30:11,400 --> 00:30:13,620 care of the cable stuff, what is there left to do? 548 00:30:13,960 --> 00:30:19,600 She started the cable service on her name. But what I did was I switched all 549 00:30:19,600 --> 00:30:21,540 equipment over to my bank account. 550 00:30:22,010 --> 00:30:25,690 The only thing is that it's still under her name and her social security number. 551 00:30:25,850 --> 00:30:27,790 Okay, that's the dumbest thing you could have possibly done. 552 00:30:27,990 --> 00:30:30,830 What? I'm sure she's going to come over and demand that back. 553 00:30:31,030 --> 00:30:35,570 Well, you know, if there's any possible way for her to fuck your shit up, she's 554 00:30:35,570 --> 00:30:37,490 going to do it. She's going to cash that in. 555 00:30:37,730 --> 00:30:41,330 Exactly. So you really can't allow these things to be possibilities. 556 00:30:42,270 --> 00:30:44,150 Kristen is like human spam. 557 00:30:44,370 --> 00:30:48,170 I unsubscribe from you, and then I get an email saying that I unsubscribe, and 558 00:30:48,170 --> 00:30:51,870 it's like, bitch, I unsubscribe, so I wouldn't have to keep getting emails 559 00:30:51,870 --> 00:30:55,510 you. Just like every time I'd be like, I bet she did this, you'd be like, no, 560 00:30:55,810 --> 00:30:57,610 she wouldn't go that far. 561 00:30:57,870 --> 00:31:00,750 No, she wouldn't do that. And then what's the next thing she does? 562 00:31:00,990 --> 00:31:01,990 Exactly that thing. 563 00:31:02,210 --> 00:31:03,210 It's my fault. 564 00:31:03,270 --> 00:31:04,550 Yeah, it is. 565 00:31:04,750 --> 00:31:08,790 Kristen's both long walks on the beach, drinking at work, and torturing the... 566 00:31:09,240 --> 00:31:09,959 Out of Tom. 567 00:31:09,960 --> 00:31:13,160 Certainly enjoys that towards me. Is she going to start interviewing, like, my 568 00:31:13,160 --> 00:31:14,160 high school girlfriend? 569 00:31:14,640 --> 00:31:19,320 Yeah. I mean, think of all the effort that she went through, the thought, 570 00:31:19,680 --> 00:31:20,680 She's really thoughtful. 571 00:31:21,420 --> 00:31:24,220 In, like, a I'll wear your skin for clothing kind of way. 572 00:31:40,360 --> 00:31:41,360 Thank you. 573 00:31:42,100 --> 00:31:43,240 Schwartz, you haven't seen it yet. 574 00:31:43,580 --> 00:31:46,140 Oh. I like it. 575 00:31:47,800 --> 00:31:48,800 Spiral staircase? 576 00:31:49,140 --> 00:31:49,879 I know. 577 00:31:49,880 --> 00:31:51,340 Everything's so new and fancy. 578 00:31:51,720 --> 00:31:53,420 I am done couch surfing. 579 00:31:53,660 --> 00:31:57,520 Thank you, Katie and Schwartz, for letting me stay with you. But it's over. 580 00:31:57,520 --> 00:31:58,520 I have my own place. 581 00:31:58,640 --> 00:31:59,639 Bloody Mary? 582 00:31:59,640 --> 00:32:00,720 Yeah. Yes! 583 00:32:01,700 --> 00:32:04,040 Okay, I need to see if I have cups. 584 00:32:04,400 --> 00:32:06,180 I think I have, like, mugs. 585 00:32:08,489 --> 00:32:09,630 What is this? 586 00:32:10,110 --> 00:32:11,770 It's a zombie mug. 587 00:32:12,190 --> 00:32:12,949 This works. 588 00:32:12,950 --> 00:32:14,390 Broken Christmas mug. 589 00:32:14,610 --> 00:32:15,589 That works. 590 00:32:15,590 --> 00:32:16,590 One from the Ivy. 591 00:32:17,090 --> 00:32:18,090 Oh, my God. 592 00:32:18,150 --> 00:32:22,750 God, it's so nice to have you serve me. I'm going to go to pump three times a 593 00:32:22,750 --> 00:32:26,750 week with the sole purpose of making you feel like shit. You're going to make me 594 00:32:26,750 --> 00:32:30,330 muddle drinks, aren't you? I want mojitos. I hate you. 595 00:32:30,550 --> 00:32:34,910 Cheers to my new apartment. I like the glass right here. 596 00:32:35,310 --> 00:32:36,450 I want to see the plate. 597 00:32:36,830 --> 00:32:37,950 Can I get the grand tour? 598 00:32:38,370 --> 00:32:42,450 It doesn't really happen very often where people just get rid of everything 599 00:32:42,450 --> 00:32:45,270 they had and start over completely. 600 00:32:45,650 --> 00:32:48,550 It feels like step by step I'm building a life for myself. 601 00:32:48,930 --> 00:32:53,650 So this is going to be the bedroom. So that is where I will be having sex with 602 00:32:53,650 --> 00:32:55,530 my boyfriend. Something you don't know about. 603 00:32:55,990 --> 00:32:58,530 What? Sex. How do you make sex? 604 00:32:58,810 --> 00:33:03,250 We're having sex when we get home. All right. This is going to be Patrick's 605 00:33:03,250 --> 00:33:05,570 studio or nursery. 606 00:33:06,110 --> 00:33:07,110 Whatever. 607 00:33:08,890 --> 00:33:13,450 I'm so excited to show Patrick all of the space he gets to have now. He's 608 00:33:13,450 --> 00:33:18,410 spending less money in L .A., and he's going to have a place five times the 609 00:33:18,410 --> 00:33:19,410 of what we were living in. 610 00:33:19,550 --> 00:33:21,850 I'm going to give him this closet and this bathroom. 611 00:33:22,130 --> 00:33:25,130 It's more boy -appropriate. He gets a bathroom and you get a bathroom? 612 00:33:25,570 --> 00:33:26,570 Yes. Really? 613 00:33:26,630 --> 00:33:30,290 I feel like my old place in L .A. was like my childhood home. 614 00:33:30,490 --> 00:33:34,150 You are a million times more important than a bottle of vodka. 615 00:33:34,970 --> 00:33:35,970 A million. 616 00:33:36,220 --> 00:33:39,360 I know that. And this place is like my adult home. 617 00:33:39,580 --> 00:33:43,880 Seriously, I think of like all my old apartments and I think of nothing but 618 00:33:43,880 --> 00:33:46,960 loneliness and sadness and depression. 619 00:33:47,460 --> 00:33:50,560 Jazz got a f***ing girl pregnant two months ago. 620 00:33:53,120 --> 00:33:58,340 It feels really nice to have a new apartment with no old associations. 621 00:33:58,560 --> 00:34:00,020 I feel like reborn. 622 00:34:00,580 --> 00:34:02,020 Cheers to a fresh start. Yeah. 623 00:34:02,380 --> 00:34:03,440 Healthy lifestyle. 624 00:34:03,660 --> 00:34:04,660 Healthy friends. 625 00:34:06,510 --> 00:34:09,850 It looks good on you. Yeah, it does. You wear the place well. 626 00:34:10,150 --> 00:34:12,550 Thank you. I thought you meant happiness, but I'll take the apartment. 627 00:34:16,810 --> 00:34:17,810 What? 628 00:34:26,750 --> 00:34:28,210 Can't stand some people here, man. 629 00:34:28,530 --> 00:34:30,570 They're like too touchy -feely, you know what I mean? 630 00:34:30,810 --> 00:34:31,810 What are you up to? 631 00:34:31,949 --> 00:34:32,928 Oh, hey. 632 00:34:32,929 --> 00:34:33,929 Whoa! 633 00:34:34,500 --> 00:34:36,360 What's going on? How much has pumped? 634 00:34:37,260 --> 00:34:41,480 I know from experience it's going to take a couple of weeks to sort it out, 635 00:34:41,480 --> 00:34:44,480 know. The right hand doesn't know what the left hand's doing. Just like here, 636 00:34:44,500 --> 00:34:45,780 really, it's only taken ten years. 637 00:34:47,179 --> 00:34:49,139 I think it'll take a little longer than that. 638 00:34:49,560 --> 00:34:50,739 We will get it right. 639 00:34:51,540 --> 00:34:52,540 Hi, Lisa. 640 00:34:53,699 --> 00:34:54,638 How are you? 641 00:34:54,639 --> 00:34:58,220 What are you doing here? I just wanted to see if I could talk to you for a 642 00:34:58,220 --> 00:35:01,580 second. I think you should let me know if you want to talk to me. 643 00:35:01,880 --> 00:35:02,880 I'm sorry. 644 00:35:03,050 --> 00:35:06,290 What do you want to talk to me about? Do you want Peter to sit in or not? No, 645 00:35:06,370 --> 00:35:08,290 I'd rather it be private, just me and you. 646 00:35:08,810 --> 00:35:12,130 However, I respect you both. You know, I wrote you a letter. 647 00:35:12,490 --> 00:35:15,890 You know, I would just really appreciate it if you just sat down with me for two 648 00:35:15,890 --> 00:35:17,890 minutes, please, Lisa. What, a love letter? 649 00:35:18,250 --> 00:35:20,370 No, it's not a love letter. Is there anything Peter can't hear? 650 00:35:21,130 --> 00:35:24,790 Um, no, it's not that. It's just, it's a letter I wrote to you, specifically. 651 00:35:25,330 --> 00:35:26,330 Okay. 652 00:35:26,470 --> 00:35:28,310 Thank you, Lisa. Let's sit down, two minutes. Thank you. 653 00:35:28,910 --> 00:35:29,910 Good luck. 654 00:35:30,540 --> 00:35:33,460 In England, it's a normal thing when someone's sorry you write somebody a 655 00:35:33,460 --> 00:35:36,820 letter, you know? I'd be surprised if Jax or Tom ever picked a pen up in their 656 00:35:36,820 --> 00:35:41,060 life. When you came to work here, I really did you a favor because I met 657 00:35:41,060 --> 00:35:42,060 mother once. 658 00:35:42,660 --> 00:35:46,580 James has been saying I'm really a busboy, but I'm also really here as a 659 00:35:46,580 --> 00:35:51,180 friend of Kenna Lisa's. In actual fact, I've met his mother once. 660 00:35:51,480 --> 00:35:53,260 We're not close friends. 661 00:35:53,660 --> 00:35:56,540 A lot of things have come to my attention I'm not happy with. 662 00:35:57,400 --> 00:36:01,560 It's been accumulative, and you've changed, and maybe now this is why I'm 663 00:36:01,560 --> 00:36:03,860 calling you on it. So this is the letter I wrote to you. 664 00:36:05,360 --> 00:36:08,820 Dear Lisa, I'd like to personally apologize for the incident that occurred 665 00:36:08,820 --> 00:36:12,840 Mixology. My behavior was unacceptable, and I want you to know that this is not 666 00:36:12,840 --> 00:36:13,840 the person that I am. 667 00:36:13,920 --> 00:36:15,840 I deeply regret what happened. 668 00:36:16,160 --> 00:36:19,920 My job here, it means so much to me. I do understand that having a drink while 669 00:36:19,920 --> 00:36:22,620 at work and not asking permission beforehand is completely unacceptable. 670 00:36:24,170 --> 00:36:26,990 I want you to be assured that I will change my actions around here. 671 00:36:27,510 --> 00:36:32,790 I really, like, hope you can accept my apology and just maybe put me, even on a 672 00:36:32,790 --> 00:36:36,090 trial period, just to see, like, I am truly, like, the person that you did 673 00:36:36,390 --> 00:36:40,890 James normally has this very arrogant air about him. However, that's not the 674 00:36:40,890 --> 00:36:42,930 James that's sitting in front of me now. 675 00:36:43,690 --> 00:36:46,430 James is looking like, you know, the wounded puppy. 676 00:36:47,010 --> 00:36:50,350 Why does it mean so much to you? I honestly couldn't imagine working at any 677 00:36:50,350 --> 00:36:52,410 other restaurant. But you can get a job anywhere else. 678 00:36:52,800 --> 00:36:56,060 I know, but, you know, I've gained relationships with people here as much 679 00:36:56,060 --> 00:36:57,500 know. But do you think maybe that's the problem? 680 00:36:58,340 --> 00:36:59,340 No. 681 00:36:59,440 --> 00:37:03,840 The relationship with certain somebody, maybe that's not ideal here. Maybe you 682 00:37:03,840 --> 00:37:06,940 shouldn't be working the same shifts as that. Well, you can start with that if 683 00:37:06,940 --> 00:37:08,940 that would make, you know, everybody more comfortable. 684 00:37:09,260 --> 00:37:13,180 There are so many reservations about hiring James again, the company that he 685 00:37:13,180 --> 00:37:15,750 keeps. He's not been totally honest. 686 00:37:16,050 --> 00:37:20,670 But I think a letter shows that you've sat down and really taken the time to 687 00:37:20,670 --> 00:37:23,250 think about it. Okay, give me that letter. 688 00:37:23,770 --> 00:37:26,130 Get out of here, and I'm going to think about it. 689 00:37:35,870 --> 00:37:38,110 It's nice to do my own thing in here, you know? 690 00:37:38,430 --> 00:37:39,670 Well, you've got good ideas. 691 00:37:39,910 --> 00:37:40,910 I appreciate that. 692 00:37:46,319 --> 00:37:49,060 Kristen just texted me. She's going to stop by here in a second. 693 00:37:49,520 --> 00:37:50,459 All right. 694 00:37:50,460 --> 00:37:55,020 You know, after she laid hands on you and Schwartz, I'm not going to be 695 00:37:55,020 --> 00:37:57,960 comfortable in any kind of situation around her. 696 00:38:00,680 --> 00:38:02,380 I'll let you get the door. Here we go. 697 00:38:04,120 --> 00:38:05,120 Hi. 698 00:38:08,620 --> 00:38:10,540 Should I come in or do you just want to talk about it outside? 699 00:38:11,680 --> 00:38:12,760 No, that's fine. Come on in. 700 00:38:13,960 --> 00:38:16,780 I'm over Tom as long as I don't have to think about Tom. 701 00:38:17,500 --> 00:38:19,880 But we still have all these little things. 702 00:38:20,340 --> 00:38:22,600 I need closure so I can move on with my life. 703 00:38:22,980 --> 00:38:23,980 I don't want my head cut. 704 00:38:26,000 --> 00:38:31,020 Your insurance stuff should be right there. And then... Cable. I mean, I 705 00:38:31,020 --> 00:38:32,020 know. 706 00:38:32,140 --> 00:38:35,820 I have to return the equipment. You have to get your own. It's the only way to, 707 00:38:35,880 --> 00:38:36,880 like, break the ties. 708 00:38:37,840 --> 00:38:41,220 I know. I just had stuff on the DVR that I really wanted to keep. 709 00:38:42,380 --> 00:38:43,860 But then we're just going to be tied. 710 00:38:44,340 --> 00:38:45,340 All right. 711 00:38:48,020 --> 00:38:50,840 I just think it's healthier for both of us to just... 712 00:38:50,840 --> 00:38:57,640 Seeing Ariana sitting 713 00:38:57,640 --> 00:39:00,800 there is literally, like, the worst nightmare I have ever had. 714 00:39:01,420 --> 00:39:07,220 I've never even seen Ariana in our apartment, let alone taking my place and 715 00:39:07,220 --> 00:39:08,220 taking over my old life. 716 00:39:15,560 --> 00:39:17,180 Tom, I just want this shit to be over. 717 00:39:17,880 --> 00:39:21,320 Like, you don't have to like me. You don't have to like him. Like, we don't 718 00:39:21,320 --> 00:39:22,700 have to fucking be friends. 719 00:39:23,060 --> 00:39:24,160 It's just too much. 720 00:39:24,440 --> 00:39:26,660 I mean, I have moved on. 721 00:39:29,780 --> 00:39:33,400 Coming up. It took me a little bit longer to get over this than it did you. 722 00:39:33,400 --> 00:39:35,620 you want to cut ties, then cut ties. 723 00:39:42,780 --> 00:39:44,420 Tom, I just want this shit to be over. 724 00:39:45,180 --> 00:39:48,120 Kristen, I have moved on. I mean, I know that. 725 00:39:48,540 --> 00:39:52,520 And you still, you go out of your way to involve yourself in my life. I go back 726 00:39:52,520 --> 00:39:56,620 and forth with feeling bad for Kristen and for just despising her. 727 00:39:56,820 --> 00:40:00,540 I don't feel like she is in a happy place in her life, but, I mean, I have 728 00:40:00,540 --> 00:40:02,660 move on and just focus on being happy with Ariana. 729 00:40:03,120 --> 00:40:06,940 People change when they're happy, as well as I'm sure you have. You don't 730 00:40:06,940 --> 00:40:07,940 happy right now. 731 00:40:08,340 --> 00:40:12,240 I mean, in this current moment, standing in my old apartment with you, it's kind 732 00:40:12,240 --> 00:40:13,218 of awkward. 733 00:40:13,220 --> 00:40:14,520 Awkward is different than sad. 734 00:40:15,130 --> 00:40:18,150 It makes me upset to be in here. I would prefer not to. 735 00:40:18,830 --> 00:40:23,750 I don't want anyone... I don't either, Kristen. ...hateful between anyone. 736 00:40:23,930 --> 00:40:26,550 Please just don't be hateful, because it's really hard. I'm not going to be, 737 00:40:26,630 --> 00:40:28,350 Kristen. I don't feel like I have been. 738 00:40:28,550 --> 00:40:33,090 It's really been in reciprocation to your initial actions, Kristen. 739 00:40:34,790 --> 00:40:37,510 Please take responsibility for that. Like, really. 740 00:40:38,190 --> 00:40:39,470 Arianna, I don't hate you. 741 00:40:40,160 --> 00:40:45,320 I spent three years being jealous and so insecure over something that ended up 742 00:40:45,320 --> 00:40:49,760 being true. It wasn't true. You cheated on me with you. If you want to cut ties, 743 00:40:49,980 --> 00:40:51,000 then cut ties. 744 00:40:51,900 --> 00:40:56,880 Kristen is not even together with me and still obsessing. 745 00:40:57,440 --> 00:41:00,680 Kristen really just needs to get a f***ing life and a hobby. 746 00:41:01,140 --> 00:41:04,540 So I'm sorry it took me a little bit longer to get over this than it did you. 747 00:41:05,040 --> 00:41:06,100 That's fine, Kristen. 748 00:41:06,340 --> 00:41:07,540 Yeah, I'm not... Go. 749 00:41:09,250 --> 00:41:10,250 Is that right, Paige? 750 00:41:11,010 --> 00:41:12,010 Yeah, I think so. 751 00:41:12,030 --> 00:41:18,650 I thought coming to Tom's apartment would bring me some closure, but I'm 752 00:41:18,650 --> 00:41:21,610 going to love Tom. I mean, I'll probably be married with children one day and 753 00:41:21,610 --> 00:41:22,610 still think about him. 754 00:41:50,320 --> 00:41:54,080 I feel bad that she's sad, but... You haven't seen her crying long enough? It 755 00:41:54,080 --> 00:41:55,080 doesn't annoy you anymore? 756 00:41:57,460 --> 00:42:01,080 I feel bad that she can't be as happy as we are. 757 00:42:05,440 --> 00:42:11,880 Next time on Vanderpump 758 00:42:11,880 --> 00:42:15,520 Rules... Your buddy Tom Schwartz will walk out in the middle of the show. 759 00:42:16,230 --> 00:42:19,530 I'm going to ring up his neck. Don't say it. Don't say it. 760 00:42:19,850 --> 00:42:21,790 You couldn't even come into one ship. 761 00:42:23,170 --> 00:42:26,650 So we have this OK Magazine party. The whole Looney Tunes gang is going to be 762 00:42:26,650 --> 00:42:27,650 there. Minus Travis. 763 00:42:27,770 --> 00:42:28,468 So then I'll go. 764 00:42:28,470 --> 00:42:29,810 Don't you want to know why Jax isn't coming? 765 00:42:30,030 --> 00:42:31,030 Jax had a news job. 766 00:42:31,230 --> 00:42:32,270 Ready? Right here, huh? Yeah. 767 00:42:36,010 --> 00:42:38,410 I don't want to wake up for a good two days. 768 00:42:51,490 --> 00:42:54,690 To see more of Vanderpump Rules, go to BravoTV .com.